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'Cardinals are pretty shrewd': Subtle, secretive process to choose new pope set to move quickly
Tue Feb 12, 2013
No secritive process. Eenie meenie minee moe, catch a Cardinal by the robe. If he hollers let him go, but if he looks past it, make him Pope.
Monopoly reveals newest game token (and the one kicked out of the box)
Wed Feb 6, 2013
I see my Ralph Nader write-in campagne didn't work. :(
King Richard III's face revealed after 500 years
Tue Feb 5, 2013
Long die the king!!!
Lauren Scruggs: Losing hand still haunts my dreams
Thu Nov 15, 2012
I'm here to fight for all the ugly woman who walk into spinning propellers and never get any media attention.
'Photogenic, well-mannered' grizzly bear kills worker cleaning its enclosure
Mon Nov 5, 2012
Asked why the grizzly bear attacked and killed the worker, the bear stated "Ggrrrowwell!!" Police are still baffled as to the meaning of this phrase, but never the less, booked the grizzly bear on murder charges. In other news, numerous policemen were killed today while taking booking photos of a be …
Sandy's aftermath: How you can help
Tue Oct 30, 2012
LP 3:15. Beware, oh ye self righteous! Ye who looks upon another man's disaster and judges him worthy, shows ye only ready for thine own. Did ye think the thousand years of trials and tribulations was for the sinner? LP 3:16. For Lost Poet so lost the word that no one could find it, and therefore th …
Youngest Aurora theater victim, 6-year-old Veronica Moser-Sullivan, to be laid to rest
Tue Oct 23, 2012
At most, she would have had a bad nightmare from the movie. Unfortunately, she was struck dead by a lunatic's bullet, not the mother's choice to take her daughter to the movie.
UK computer hacker wins 10 year fight against extradition to US
Tue Oct 16, 2012
Was the mining craft parked next to the Flying Saucer X-2 loaded with the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
Florida man dies after winning cockroach-eating contest
Mon Oct 8, 2012
Ahhhhh! Poor man died before the Ball Morph could kill him.
Coptic Christian boys in Egypt accused of urinating on Quran
Thu Oct 4, 2012
They really shouldn't desecrate their piss that way.
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